Chris stuff (tumblr repost)

[yusukekitagawa]

I realize no one asked but it’s 4am and i cannot sleep so. Have you been wondering what the heck is going on with this fucked up timeline. Well, the way I’ve sort of done it is that Chris, our protagonist, is the middle bastard child. He has an older brother, December, and a younger sister, Annabelle. Yes, his brother’s name is really December. No, i don’t know why his mother did that to him. Anyways. The way i see it, Oberon was married all happy and what not but he was kinda bored. Let’s face it, Oberon’s an asshole. So he thinks to himself, “Yeah I’m married and doing what my family wishes but i sure am a bit…I’m lacking in the ‘fun’ department these days.” So he goes out a bit more and meets Peregrine. We all know how Perry is. We can all guess how fun it was, at least for a short while. So after Oberon has his midlife crisis with Peregrine, he’s like, “My fun quota has been filled for a long while. I’m done, please don’t contact me again.” And Peregrine is ok with that because Oberon’s an asshole. And so is she. So a few years pass, December’s a sweet lil boy and Annabelle is a cute lil toddler. So this when the timeline is basically the same as before: Peregrine abandons Chris ar Oberon’s place. He has no choice but to take care of this kid (well he DOES have a choice but he thinks it would look worse if he threw Chris out. Which it…kind of would…) but his wife (Who’s name i keep changing cuz i can’t find one that fits. Any suggestions would be great) is like, “That kid is WRONG i don’t want him anywhere near my perfect children😤” and yeah. It’s pretty convoluted and fun, which is the name of the game, right?



After that it’s basically all the same with a few changes bc Oops Steven is there too and also Wow are those AAAANGELS that Chris is seeing out his window or is that just the gardener?